Kill the Ant

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So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The Ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant

The ant survives because he's too awesome.

The ant dies because he's too awesome.

The ant is so awesome that he's reborn.

The ant dies when he becomes less awesome, and the ant army tracks him down and kills him.

The ant turns into an eagle and flies away.

The eagle dies when another eagle attacks him.

The ant(eagle form) manages to distract and escape the other eagle.

The ant dies when he turns back into an ant and the eagle he was fighting before eats him as a snack.

The ant turns into a dinosaur and eats the other eagle.

The ant (dinosaur) dies because dinosaurs are extinct.

The ant survives when he enters a time machine.

The ant is killed by another dinosaur.

The ant is a t -rex so that dinosaur can't kill him.

The ant dies when all other other t- rexes band up together and kills him.

The ant T-rex turns back into an Ant and escapes.
A T-rex's tail sweeps the Ant up and flings him into an active Volcano.

the ant grows wings and flies away

the ant dies terribly when his wings snap and he falls into a T-rexs mouth

The ant survives because he tastes horrible and the dinosaur spits him out.


The ant drowns in the dino's spit. (yuck)

A frog licks him up from the spit (EW!!) to eat himself, but spits him out becuase the ant bites his tounge.
The ant gets underfoot of the frog.

The ant bites the bottom of the frog's foot, and the frog lifts his foot.

The ant dies when he can't find anything to eat becauses he's in the middle of nowhere.

The ant comes to someones abandoned picnic and eats.
The ant dies by eating too much.

The ant lives cause he grows larger when he ate all that food and now has a larger stomach
The ant dies because an alian comes down and eats him alive

The ant crawls out before eating the aliens insides.(gross, I know.)

The acid of the aliens insides kill the ant

The ant manages to bite a hole into the alians insides, draining the acid before it fall to the bottom of its stomach

The ant crawls out of the hole in the alian and dies when it falls into the acid that just poared out

The ant becomes invincible and is untouched by the acid.

The ant dies when a spell is cast on him to wear off the invincibility, and he is stepped on by a person.

The ant lives when he turns into a robot and eats the human

The ant dies when it eat the human because robots only eat oil

The ant-robot survives when he morphs back into an ant.

The ant dies because he cannot physically eat a human without exploding.

The ant grows to the size of a human and is fine.
The ants exo-skelton didn't have enough time to grow, so all his guts and stuff fall out and he dies[sorry! Only thing I could think of!]

(EEEWWWW)
The ant lives when his mom comes and sews him back up with all his guts and stuff inside

The ant dies when he doesnt do his homework and the mom kills him for it

The ant survives when it turns out that he didn't have any homework.

The ant dies when the mom realizes that her son is an ant. XD

(hahahahahahaha XD)
the ant survives when his mom realizes shes an ant to

The ant dies when his mom turns into an eagle and eats her son(which is an ant)

The ant survies when he becomes a Mountain Lion and fights his mom off []
The ant-mountain lion dies when a hunter shoots him.

The ant~mountain lion survives when he turns into superman

The ant~superman dies when he realized super heros didnt exist