Kill the Ant

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The Ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant

The ant survives and comes out the other end (ew).

The ant dies when he walks straight into lava.

The ant was scared by something and crawled away from the lava.

The ants dies when he's sucked up by a tornado.

Granted but he was wearing iron boots so he didn't get killed by the tornado.

The ant dies when he kicks himself in the head with the iron boots.

The ant misses and the boots fly off.

The ant dies cause I ATE HIM!

The ant survived because he grew to a giant ant and ATE YOU! lol!

The ant dies when he shrinks and gets caught in a spider web. Then the spider comes and eats him!

Granted but he has a knife and cuts the web before the spider gets him.

The ant dies when the spider chases him on the ground and catches up to him and eats him.

The ant survives when a person kills the creepy-looking spider.

The ant dies when it falls off a tree(long drop for an ant!).

The ant falls onto a trampoline and floats back up to the tree.

The ant die because it landed on a nest and got eaten by baby birds.

The ant survives because the baby birds aren't hungry.

The ant dies when it crawls into a house and gets killed by an exterminator.

Granted but the ant was wearing a gas-mask.

The ant dies when it walks out of the house and a bird comes and swipes it.

The ant survives when he bites the bird's leg, and the bird drops him.

The ant dies when he falls back to the ground after getting dropped by the bird.

The ant survives because there was soft moss underneath him so he didn't even get hurt.

The ant dies when it gets up and has a heart attack.

A doctor was nearby and saves the ant.

The ant dies cause the doctor was a crazy doctor and took over his body.

The ant survives when a sane doctor cures him.

The ant dies when he falls into a pond and little fishes eat him up!

Granted but a bigger fish eats the fish so the fish dies and its organs shut down.

The ant dies when it starves inside the fish.

The ant survives when the big fish throws up the little fish and the ant crawls out the little fish's mouth.

The ant dies when he drowns in the pond.

The ant gets an air bubble and floats to the surface.

The ant dies cause Rosaleena came by with her epicness and killed it. Lol

The ant survives because it too is epic and is immune to other people's epicness lol.

The ant dies of its own epicness.

The ant randomly becomes not epic and survives.

The ant dies because he is so not epic.

The ant survives because someone who's epic saves him.

The ant dies when he accidentally falls in a hole.

The ant survives because there were fluffy pillows at the bottom.

The ant dies when he suffocates with all the pillows covering him.

The ant survives by finding an air tank randomly in the bottom of the pillows.

The ant dies of starvation in the hole.

The ant survives when he finds and eats some nuts that a squirrel buried.

The ant dies when the squirrel gets angry at him for stealing his food...

The ant survives when the squirrel randomly gets tons of mercy and decides not to kill him.

The ant dies when the world randomly turns upside-down and falls into space and suffocates.