I wish: Wish wrecker. </3

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This game is pretty simple: You make a wish, and someone else wrecks it.
For example:

Person 1: "I wish I had an icecream."
Person 2: "Granted, but it's sprout flavoured. I wish I had a balloon."
Person 3: "Granted, but it pops. I wish I had a pony."

And so on and so forth XD

I wish for some smooth cold icecream. <3

Granted but it turns into a real pear.

I wish that homework didn't exist.

Granted, but then you had to do all of your "homework" at school and it would be called schoolwork
I wish I had a kitty

Granted, than a wild wolf will eat it.

I wish for a deadly turtle <3

granted, but then it kills you O.O
I wish people would post more on my site

Granted but they post too much, overwhelming you and the site.

I wish for a pet wolf pup!

Granted but when it grows up it doesn't remember you.

I wish I'm well known in school with a good reputation.

Granted but you have to move to a new home and of course, a new school.

I wish for a cupcake.

Granted but mice crawl over it (ew).

I wish that the guy I think likes me would ask me out.

Granted, but when he's talking to you on the phone for a date, your little brother rubs his feet on the carpet with socks. Once your boyfriend says, "Its a date!" Your brother shocks you at the exact same time. Then you scream, " AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

I wish I was going to Rode Side BBQ tonight.

Granted but its closed.

I wish I can read my crush's mind so I can find out if he likes me or not (I'm not 100% sure... yet XD).

(Ace you're back!)

Granted but he becomes angry at you for reading his mind.

I wish that wolves lived in my area.

Granted but well... they're wild animals. What do you expect them to do? ;D

I wish the boy that I think likes me would ask me out.

(Sorry I'm boy-crazy XD)

Granted, but than he breaks your heart for another girl

I wish for ramen <3

Granted but he doesn't exist.

I wish for a pet wolf puppy!

Granted, but the wolf pup wishes to be free and runs away.
I wish for a gecko! XD

granted but the gecko changes colors to be invisible and you cant find him D:
I wish for a million dollar check

Granted, but then my invisible gecko licks it up and eats it. XD
I wish for my dog to be obidient and good.

Granted, but your dog only listens to you when you speak in German xD.
I wish for a new house .

Granted but a fire burns it down.

I wish I was a good artist.

(Which kind? Like painting, writing...?)
Granted, but everyone is too busy to notice it so no one sees it.
I wish I could speak German (associates with my last wish. ).

(drawing)

Granted but the dog in your last wish runs away and you aren't in Germany so the language is no longer of any use.

I wish for a pancake.

(We've actually been meaning to be finding my dog a new home. )
Granted, but then my runaway dog gobbles it up and runs off again. XD
I wish for a Ipod whatever-the-latest-is.

Granted but then there's a new creation by the time you get it.

I wish that the weekends were longer.

(Who cares? I get an Ipod!)
Granted, but then there's more school.
I wish for a new dog. We just got the old one to the shelter.

I give my dog to you but my mom took it back and gave it to the vet

I wish I had my little Sugar back..