I wish: Wish wrecker. </3

This game is pretty simple: You make a wish, and someone else wrecks it.
For example:

Person 1: "I wish I had an icecream."
Person 2: "Granted, but it's sprout flavoured. I wish I had a balloon."
Person 3: "Granted, but it pops. I wish I had a pony."

And so on and so forth XD

I wish for some smooth cold icecream. <3

Granted but it has freezer burn.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, but you have a really old new computer. xD

I wish for a giraffe <3

Granted but it's so tall that its always tempted to poo on you.

I wish there was no school tomorrow.

Granted but than you fail all your classes.

I wish for a puppy <3

Granted but that puppy wants to live with me.

Your wish? ;o

Oh yeah.

I wish for a wolf! ^^

Granted but you get a whole pack of wolves instead of one, and they overrun your home!

I wish for a cookie.

Granted but it's stale.

I wish I was done with my history report.

Granted, but then you lose it it
I wish i was awesome

Granted but someone becomes more awesome than you.

I wish I was the best alto-saxophone player in the world.

Granted but someone else in a different world is better than you.

I wish I could keep up with all the posts on this site!

Granted but there are more O.o

What's your wish?

Oh yeah.

I wish for a smartphone.

granted, but it breaks as soon as you touch it
I wish for a muffin

Granted but your siblings threw it into the garbage.

I wish... for nothing.

granted, but then you got something
i wish for this --->

Granted but you can't get to sleep.

I wish to go on a major shopping spree! ;D

Granted but you have no money.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

granted, but none of them work D:
I wish I was a better artist

Granted but your drawing style is so 3000 years ago and no one's into it.

I wish everyone admired my amazing artwork ;D

Granted but you lose all of the artwork and don't have any paper to make more.

I wish wolves and people got along better.

Granted, than the wolves will turn into dogs.

I wish for a pear phone. xD