Kill the Ant

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So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The Ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant

The ant-superman comes back to life when he reads a super hero comic book last-minute and doesn't care that they don't exist.
The ant-superman dies when kryptonite lands on top of him.

The ant lives when he tells the cryptonite that he is the the creator of kryptonite and he makes the cryptonite get away from him

The ant brags to his friends that he told cryptonite that he was its creator and scared it away when he really wasnt the creator and kryptonite comes back and lands on the ant

The ant-superman lives when the real superman comes and the kryptonite lands on him instead.
The ant-superman dies when his friends kill him for lying to them.

the ant~superman lives because hes a superman

the ant~superman dies when he turns back into an ant and superman came and ate him up

Bautzi called chuck norris to save the ant.

After Chuck saved the ant he tryed to kill it with an roundhouse kick!

The ant randomly got strong and grabbed Chuck in his tiny little arms and threw him half across the world.
The ant died when a fish randomly came out of no where and ate him up.

the strong`ant lives when he does a chuck norris move on the fishes insides and the fish spits him back up

the strong ant died when the fish spat him up under the water and the ant drowned

The strong ant rode a dolphin up to the surface and lived.
The dolphin flung the strong ant back into the water and the ant died anyways.

the ant lived when he suddenly turned into a Dolphin and can breath underwater

the dolphin~ant dies when he forgets hes a dolphin and walks up on shore and suffocates cuz of lack of water

The Dolphin~ant lives when he turns into a duck. >
The duck~ant dies when a huntsman shoots him down.

the duck~ant lives when he turns into a hunts man and the hunts man turns into a duck, then the Ant~huntsman shoots the huntsman~duck

the huntsman~ant randomly explodes

The huntsman~ant lives when he doesn't explode....
The huntsman~ant dies when he turns into a fish and cant breath out of water.

The huntsman~ant was revived by the power of the fish and jumps back into the water
The now ant fish dies of starvation when a whale tried to eat plankton but ate it instead.

The ant~fish lives when it comes out of the whale's mouth and eats.
The ant~fish dies when a shark eats him up.

The ant~fish comes back to life after a fairy saved him and rips through the shark.

The ant~fish dies of too much stomach acid on him

The fish~ant turns into something that can't be burnt by the acid.
Turns back into a ant and dies anyways....